bow down bitches
for schwabio who inspirated me xd
There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
they should hire ugly people like me to be models because then people will pay attention to the clothes rather than faces and i get to say i’m a model
if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough